Monthly Archives: June 2010

Guns and Gringos – A Perfect Storm

We’d be better off just building a damn bridge and posting signs that state “Come on in – We’re open” Maybe I’m incredibly naïve and there is a real need for the Mexicans to stop a mass exodus of American’s into their country like a stampede of Old West outlaws. And maybe that’s just what our government is anticipating; American’s fleeing our country to escape prosecution for defending ourselves against the criminal element. Continue reading

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Haven’t you wondered?

Men’s minds are as complex as a Rube Goldberg diagram. You wonder how BP Tony sleeps at night or why he doesn’t have his yacht and crew enrolled in the Vessels of Opportunity program. I wonder how a sitting President of the United Stated can’t locate his birth certificate when he has the FBI in his employ. Continue reading

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Hey! Give me back my 3D goggles!

And don’t even get me started on the application of these devices for virtual sex. Carpet cleaners everywhere sre cringing at the thought. Anyways. Remember when Wii first debuted and husbands were clocking their wives while engaged in a calorie burning game of virtual bowling? Continue reading

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Just after midnight

He looks scared. Rather it’s a look that can only be defined by those that have seen it before. Ronnie Lee Gardner has that look. Ronnie Lee knows that look himself. That’s why we’re all here the bastard. Ok, that’s what I need. Get angry. This son-of-a-bitch took innocent lives in cold blood. He deserves more pain than what he’s getting. Maybe I’ll miss by a few inches? Yeah, I’m liking this. Continue reading

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The Book of Eli, the movie

Eli is a full on, no holds barred, assault on the human condition and it makes no bones about it. It will make you uncomfortable. And at the end-of-the-day that’s exactly what they were trying to do. This is one of those movies like 8mm that you continue to watch even after your brain has told you it’s a bad idea. The only surprise is the level of wicked. Continue reading

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Madam President?

The Near Future Hello? Madam President? This is Governor “Don’t Start the Revolution without Me” Ventura up here in Minnesota and I’m reporting in on behalf of the Governor’s Union of the Western North Uppermost Territorial States. GUWNUTS. We were … Continue reading

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How about them apples?

WHAT apples? This has always driven me bonkers. Haven’t you ever wondered who was the first to say something and in what context? It’s late and now I’ve got this thought rattling around in my head like a loose bolt … Continue reading

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